My Comedian

It seems that I have a comedian on my hands. She says some of the funniest things. Of course it makes me think of those emails that go around, you know the ones Kids say the Darnedest Things. Well before I was a mom and even before my little one talked I am like there is no way kids say those things. I am hear to tell you it is true, kids really do come up with some crazy things. Our most recent comic performance by Harleyann came this past Fri. She was complaining her ears and throat hurt and she was running a fever Thurs night, so Fri I took her to the Dr. Well turns out she has the flu.

Anyhow while we were there I had the Dr take a look at her really nasty purple big toe on her left foot. I assumed that she just stubbed her toe, but it looked nasty and she wouldn't let me touch it. So the following is the conversation between the Dr and Harleyann. WARNING ~ you may need tissues, I laughed so hard I had tears.

DR: Harleyann can I look at your toe?
H: don't touch
DR: I just want to see it for a minute.
(at this time Harleyann removes her hands from around her toe)
DR: What happened to you toe Harleyann?
H: It's broke!
DR: Can you move it for me?
H: Yes (and at this point she takes her thumb and forefinger and moves her toe from side to side), see I can move it.
DR: Can I touch it?
H: no, it's broke.
(we finally convince her to let the Dr touch it and the Dr is touching different spots on her toe)
DR: (at each point she touches) Does this hurt?
H: (same response after the question) no, it's broke.
DR: Can you wiggle your toe for me.
H: Yes (again she takes her thumb and forefinger and moves her toe from side to side) see it's broke.

At this point the dr is trying to keep from laughing, I am trying to keep from laughing. The Dr's diagnosis, it's not broke and she told me a few things to watch for that if they occure then I have to take her back to the Dr. Harleyann's diagnosis: IT'S BROKE!!!