Another Funny Email I got

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others you own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old." Well, You'll love this one. Surely, it hasn't happened to you! My name is Jennifer Grand, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class 40 years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haire d man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "in 1967. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat a#!, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-b&#!* asked, "What did you teach?"